I cockslap morals
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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