Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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