that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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