can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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