Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
PANTIES FOUND
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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