Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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