So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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