summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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