Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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