Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Randomize
