garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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