How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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