Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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