I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize