i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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