it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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