Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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