Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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