actually, I'm a sock model
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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