hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
