I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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