i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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