he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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