just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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