i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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