She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
