I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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