That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Panties = found
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
