found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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