Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Sext me about skeletons
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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