I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
