I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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