I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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