As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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