I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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