you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
someone owes me an orgasm
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i think i just lost a toe
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