absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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