The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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