Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I AM VODKA MAN
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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