I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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