Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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