The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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