she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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