Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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