Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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