Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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