so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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