just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
now i know why i became what i already was.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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