belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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