i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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