I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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