Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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