What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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