fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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