did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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