Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
only if we run a train.
done.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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